Welcome to the Jungle

Jun 12

(Source: pleatedjeans, via guceubcuesu)

Jun 06

guceubcuesu:

sniffling:

“yeah this is my turn right here”

im moving 

B-Double O-T-Y!
B-Double O-T-Y!

(Source: stridings)

Jun 04

flipphones:

do you think prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts

(via guceubcuesu)

May 25

guceubcuesu:

meladoodle:

will.i.am changes his name to am.i.will? he is struggling with an identity crisis.

Suddenly he says “i.am.will.”
Identity crisis over. Go home

May 20

(Source: the-excel, via ifyoulaugh)

May 18

[video]

May 10

(Source: meme-meme, via guceubcuesu)

May 09

[video]

[video]

May 08

(Source: guceubcuesu)

May 07

poopflow:

poopflow:

i just got my permit to harvest shrimp in the antarctic

now i have a licence to krill.

(Source: poopflow, via guceubcuesu)

• student: can i borrow a pencil
• teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
• student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious

May 02

Smoothest move ever

(via guceubcuesu)

Apr 30

guceubcuesu:

High quality grass for your lawn
Grows in any environment even on pre existing grass
Also trained to mutter Spanish swear words