(Source: pleatedjeans, via guceubcuesu)
“yeah this is my turn right here”
do you think prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts
will.i.am changes his name to am.i.will? he is struggling with an identity crisis.
Suddenly he says “i.am.will.”
Identity crisis over. Go home
(Source: the-excel, via ifyoulaugh)
(Source: meme-meme, via guceubcuesu)
i just got my permit to harvest shrimp in the antarctic
now i have a licence to krill.
(Source: poopflow, via guceubcuesu)
Smoothest move ever
High quality grass for your lawn
Grows in any environment even on pre existing grass
Also trained to mutter Spanish swear words